And don't post about nearly enough of the things that I find. I follow slacktivist, and enjoy reading his discussion of the Left Behind books, which he's blogging so nobody else ever has to read them (a noble sacrifice on his part). This project has produced a lot of amusing material; here's a little comedy which he was apparently inspired to assemble based on the latest chunk of text:
PASSENGER 2: Say what's that you're reading? Is that the Bible?
PASSENGER 1: What? Oh. Oh, yes. It's the Bible. ... I'm sorry, I've got a lot of reading to finish here and I just wanted to ...
PASSENGER 2: Oh sure, sure. No problem. Sorry.
P2: Sorry, I know you're trying to read, but I couldn't help but notice your lapel pin. That little fish, that's like a Christian thing, right? Like a "born-again" thing?
P1: Yes. The fish is a Christian symbol. Yes. Now, I'm sorry, but do you mind? (gestures back at the book)
P2: Oh right, sure. Sorry.
P2: So how's that work, anyway? Getting "born again"?
P1: Look, really, I don't mean to be rude, but I'd really just like to sit here quietly and read until we get to ...
P2: Hey, that's cool! I didn't notice that before.
P1: Excuse me?
P2: Your T-shirt! It looks just like a Budweiser T-shirt, but I just realized it actually says, "Be Wiser" -- oh, and instead of "King of Beers" it says "King of Kings!" Cool. I guess that means Jesus, right? And that I'd be wiser if I ... Hey, wow! Are those gospel tracts in your bag? Can I have one of those?
P1: Oh for God's sake! Why do I always end up next to you people?